Spider-Man Far From Home-An Honest
Review
By Zackary Richards
NO SPOILERS
The first question
any review reader wants to know is, should they see it?
The answer
is yes. It’s clever, funny at times and has a number of plot twists that will
keep you interested.
But there
are a number of flaws.
The first
hour is basically a travelogue. Peter and his classmates bounce around Europe
and it's there we meet Mysterio. Nick Fury tells Peter that Mysterio is from an
alternate Earth and has fought the Elementals before and Spiderman is needed
to help him
Okay.
In the
second hour another villain appears. And
here’s where things get a little wonky.
For one the writers can’t seem to figure
out how strong Spiderman is. In one scene, the bad guy is beating the crap out
of Spiderman. And this new baddie doesn’t have super strength. In the next
scene, Pete receives a blow that would have staggered, if not permanently crippled
the Hulk, yet Pete pretty much walks it off.
Another area
the writers can’t seem to figure out is Pete’s Spider-sense. One
moment it is keeping him alive against overwhelming forces, yet in several
other dangerous scenes, it seemed to have stepped out for a smoke.
Then there
is the choice of costumes. At the beginning of the film, Pete still has the
armored one from Infinity War but fights the Elementals with the cloth one.
And what is
with Aunt May?!! Pete’s not even sixteen and she’s fine with him fighting super-powered
beings. There is a reason the military doesn’t allow kids to fight in wars. And I
raised teenagers and there is no way in hell I’d allow my fifteen-year-old, albeit
superpowered, kid, out of the house to fight superpowered monsters.
But I get it, It’s entertainment, not a
documentary. And as entertainment, it does a fine job but it’s the two after
movie trailers that I have the most trouble with. I’m taking a guess here, but
I believe this is the last Spiderman movie SONY will allow Marvel/Disney to
make. And so Marvel/ Disney jacked up the Spiderman series cannon so badly during
that first trailer that SONY will find it damn near impossible to reinstate the
Peter Parker/Spiderman character as a friendly neighborhood Spiderman.
And the
second one is incomprehensible! Nick Fury-Aliens-holographs-shape shifters?
WTF!!
Still, if you’re a fan of the Marvel movies, go
see it. You’ll have fun.