Before we get into the books you
must NEVER read let’s look at some of the books you probably SHOULDN’T
read.
Our number 1 book you probably shouldn’t
read is a story of struggle, of determination and of finally attaining one’s
dream.
As with most of these stories,
our tale begins with a young man returning from war only to discover that his
country has been destroyed and ravaged by its enemies. In the years that follow
even more misery is heaped upon the people of his once proud land.
Their
economy crashes, the banks default, their currency becomes worthless and the
communists are increasing in numbers.
With his country teetering on the
edge of disaster, the young man puts aside his dreams of a bohemian lifestyle
and becomes involved politically. Because of his unswerving commitment, his unyielding
dedication, engaging oratory and personal magnetism he quickly becomes popular
and the public starts viewing him as a possible political savior.
The government notices this as
well, and fearing that his popularity may lead to revolution, they do what most
threatened governments do, they arrest him and throw him into prison; often the
fate of the true revolutionary. Many of our visionaries who valiantly take stands
against government oppression are routinely executed and their bodies dumped into
unmarked graves.
However, this is not the fate of
this young man. He instead uses his jail time to write and reexamine his
political future, fine tuning it so he will be viewed as an asset to the government
instead of an enemy.
Once released he immediately goes
to work, carefully planning his every move, carefully crafting his every
speech, and most importantly carefully creating his public image.
He becomes a whirlwind of hard
work, of determination. A true unstoppable force!
And within a few years he
achieves his country’s highest office. But he is not one to rest on his laurels.
No, he immediately goes to work to reestablish his nation as a proud and strong
people. He almost single-handedly rebuilds the country’s economy, revitalizes
its army, repairs and replaces its crumbling infrastructure and returns to his
country its standing as a world leader!
And who was this young
fire-brand? This unbowed anti-communist. This fiscal conservative, job creator
and nation builder?
Why it’s the late, great…
Wait… Who!!?
Oh… You got to be kidding me!
Really!? Adolf F**cking Hitler!? And the book we’re talking about
is Mein Kampf?
Well, there is at least one thing
we can learn from this, and that is it’s sometimes a good idea for a government
to arrest radicals, execute them and dump them in unmarked graves, because more
often than not, they just make things worse.
The next book you probably
shouldn’t read reminds us that although you are exceedingly bright, industrious
and a success that doesn’t necessarily mean you should write a book that
reveals your personal feeling about people, places and things.
Here’s a quick Public Service
Announcement: If you have managed to become wealthy, successful and adored by
the public, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, write a book!
Seriously, what possible good
could come from that? You’re already a success, have lots of money and are
admired and loved by the public. My advice? Shut up, lie low, enjoy every
moment of your phenomenal good fortune and sign autographs. I always sign
autographs because people seem to like it and should I wind up brutally
murdered in some opium den/whorehouse and found naked in bed with a chicken and
a trumpet, I GUARANTEE, my autograph is going to be worth some real money.
And also because I LOVE my
readers.
Anyway, this beloved businessman,
inventor, innovator decided he needed to write column in the newspaper he owned.
The column was called the International Jew. He wrote 91 columns on this topic
and they later went on to be bound into four volumes in a book called The
International Jew.
And in a amazing quirk or irony,
guess who owned a well read copy of the International Jew and had a picture of
its author on his wall?
That right, friends, Adolf Hitler!
And who was the person who wrote
the International Jew? Whys it’s that Beloved American Icon, Henry Ford!
But enough about these books that
you probably SHOULDN’T read, what you need to know are the names of the books
you must NEVER Read.
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