Yes, admittedly I have been
referred to as a ‘Smarty Pants’ and a Mr. Know-It-All but I never thought such
labels would cause the American people to turn to me for leadership.
And although I did solve the gay
marriage issue
As well as the proper taxation
issue for job providers http://zackaryrichards.blogspot.com/2011/11/reasonable-solution-to-tax-rate-issue.html
How cops should deal with the mentally ill http://zackaryrichards.blogspot.com/2012/06/cops-vs-mentally-ill.html
And the issue of religion in
America. http://zackaryrichards.blogspot.com/2012/02/preachin-against-preachin.html
I only did it because I love my
country and apparently, it needed my help.
But seriously, I DON”T WANNA BE
THE PRESIDENT!
However… since it is probably
inevitable, I would like President Obama to take these measures now, so
everything I’ll need will be in place following my inauguration.
First, Convert the Military: We are still building massive city-sized aircraft carriers and destroyers that cost billions to make and millions
more to run. We are still under the mindset that our freedom depends on a
strong military force patrolling the globe, ready to fight the Nazis, Nips and
Commie bastards who are spending every waking moment plotting to take from us
our precious freedom.
The problem is they don’t exist
anymore. Yet we’re still building bigger and more powerful planes and boats and
missiles so we can obliterate those evil doers who are already dead.
Stop it! Stop building those
enormous aircraft carriers and destroyers, all of which can be vaporized by ONE
NUCLEAR MISSILE.
Just one.
And how many does Russia have?
10,000 you say? China? 200? And do
either want to go to war with us? No. Why? Because Russia is still digging its
way out of the collapse of Communism and the Chinese are too busy spending our
money.
But there is a very real enemy out
there and it’s one we are presently defenseless against. It has killed hundreds
of thousands in the last decade, caused trillions of dollars in property damage
and has brought about more destruction and misery than any nuclear armed enemy,
and its attacks are becoming more frequent.
And if you can stop chanting
U-S-A, U-S-A for just a moment, I’ll tell who that enemy is.
It’s Mother Nature and she’s killing us and destroying our land
at a horrific rate.
According to a just-released study
by the Pentagon, reported by the New York Times, the increasing climate change
will likely cause food, fuel and medicinal shortages throughout the globe. If
you look at the destruction caused by Hurricanes Katrina, Irene and Superstorm Sandy,
if you look at the Japanese Tsunami, the Indonesian Tsunami, the earthquakes in
Haiti and China,you will see the need to refocus our resources to combat an
enemy that is attacking us now, and not one that may or may not appear
somewhere down the road.
So dry dock the monster ships,
hanger the monster planes, silo the missiles and start retraining our soldiers
into emergency response teams that will specialize in evacuations, road
clearance, setting up temporary shelters, food distribution, power restoration and
search and rescue. Instead of building aircraft carriers, we build massive sump
pumps to protect major cities from flooding, and power them with wind turbines.
We build transportable monster cranes and bulldozers to quickly clear
earthquake damaged areas.
Build earthquake proof monorail high-speed trains to
quickly transport needed supplies and pipelines to irrigate drought stricken
areas throughout the nation.
Go full speed into natural gas
production and refit our vehicles to run on it. Why? Because of the 4 major
users of oil, China, Russia, India and the US, we are furthest away and with
the Middle East’s political situation already tenuous, a major earthquake or
tsunami could easily grind oil production to a halt, seriously crippling our
ability to feed our people or provide power for our machinery and that scenario
is far more likely to occur than an invasion from a foreign nation.
Act now. As your future
president, I’m counting on you.
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